Thursday, July 30, 2009

Things I Have Learned from Denver Drivers

1. It is ok to drive through a red light as long as there is no cross traffic.
2. It is ok to make a left turn at a green light when there is a fire truck with sirens on approaching from your left. Because the fire truck has to stop at its red light.
3. If you are texting and/or talking on the phone while driving, it is ok to drive in two lanes, centering your car on the dashed line. This way you are less likely to accidentally side swipe somebody. Not that it matters since you're not paying attention to the road anyway!
4. Bicycles CAN take on semis.

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